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Liberty function whodunit |
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I never got to eat my Pringles: Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids. Here��셲 the back story: My parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. But when recess came around so I could take MY Pringles and go eat it outside, they weren��셳 in my bag. I started scoping the area, trying to find my Pringles. I call the teacher, she tries to find them but she can��셳 either. Than this thought comes to my mind��봚hat if MOIRA STOLE IT? Moira was this chubby girl in my class that literally ALWAYS wore this purple princess dress that should be classified as a bad Halloween costume (seriously) and was known for being a bitch. Being the judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must��셶e stolen my damn Pringles. I just tell my teacher, ��쏻ell too bad, I��셪l just go out for recess now. It was just PRINGLES.��� Being a little angel. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. I��셫 talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. So after a solid 10 minutes, I find a group of these kids crowded at the side of one of the portable classrooms. I rush over to see what it is. The kids were eating Pringles. Barbecue flavored Pringles. MY PRINGLES. I start raging as I smack the Pringles out of the kids��� hands and start ripping people away from the main source. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH��셎 FILTHY HANDS. By now even dumbass Moira knows what��셲 up, she��셲 a goner. I would��셶e murdered her at the very least, but a supervisor saw us and ran over. Moira was forced to apologize and I was forced to accept her damn apology. I never got to eat my Pringles. To this day I��셫 sure she fears my cold dead hands, ready to rip her lying face off. More stories here [url=https://is.gd/08YKrU]https://is.gd/EwKjcs[/url] |
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